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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Day 17 December 28th

                I weighed myself today (I know that was dumb), I’ve only lost ½ a pound so as soon as I find a sturdy enough rafters I’m going to hang myself from them.  Not really, calm down, that’s way too much work, I’ll probably just eat myself to death.  Today was a better day energy wise, but not much, and that’s only because I drank three 16 ounce cups of black tea and yerba mate`.  I feel like this diet thing is going to have to get harder in order for it to be effective, which means I’ll have to start counting and tracking things (that’s like a whole other job in itself [I don’t know if you’ve picked up on this, but I don’t like to work]).
            So I guess there’s nothing all that special about yesterday.

Eric Anderson

P.S. Here’s what I ate on Day 17:
Breakfast: same
Lunch: sandwich, yogurt, “Mary’s gone crackers” w/ kefir, nuts
Dinner: baked chicken w/ feta cheese and broccoli

P.P.S. Is there a special rope one should use to hang one’s self?

P.P.P.S. suicide is never funny; I should be ashamed of myself


  1. Okay you told us your food intake. But what work out exercise did you do also?

  2. Richard Simmons? really? that's adorable

  3. You have to eat good and exercise. Eating good will not cut it. You will not make progress by eating the foods you specified above. If you choose not to try and want to commit suicide (which I do not condone) then use a chain instead of a rope.

    Richard Simmons

    P.S. Please visit my website at ( ) for the complete weight loss advice

  4. Thanks for the advice, Dick (do you mind if I call you Dick?). I'm actually under the advisement of a licensed nutritionist, now I'm sure what your credentials are but I don't think that there was any licensing involved. I'm going to be doing this in steps and exercise is something that I will be getting too later. The first step is healthy eating habits.


    P.S. any particular kind of chain you think I should use?

  5. the comments cracked me up! Yep...probably wasn't a good idea to weigh yourself but oh well...I'm a week late commenting!