Day 45 January 25th

            It’s Wednesday, the middle of the week (if there has to be a middle of the week anyway, this is it), as Wednesdays usually go I woke up groggy and confused about where I was what I was doing…with my life mostly.  It really shouldn’t make a difference what day it is since I haven’t had a day off this year although some people argue, mostly my overworked employees, that since I only work a couple of hours on Saturday and Sunday that doesn’t count as work.  I strongly disagree because just the act of having to set an alarm and wake up earlier than I would like and drag my fat ass into this place where dreams go to die is work no matter how long I spend here. (I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job…)(am I lying to you or myself or both or neither?)

            I had a decent amount of energy this morning to get the things done that I needed to get done but don’t feel as awesome as I think I should feel 45 days into a cleansing diet.  My headache is back, I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned my headache in this blog, but I’ve got 5 posts about it on the other one that pretty much explain that I’m a psychopath…okay I’ve decided to repost them…you don’t have to read them…just skip those posts…or I’ll just post them as one really long post…why am I talking about this like you have any say in the matter?) 

            I felt okay until about 2:45 when I started to get super tired but it wasn’t as bad as yesterday or the other days before it.  So that’s good news…I’m not as hungry today as I usually am at this time of day so maybe my body is just trying to confuse me.

            I went home and got in an argument with a DIRECTV representative, where I may have been a little rude and possible louder than I should have, about the fact that they have us in a two year contract where we have to pay them for a service, but they don’t have to deliver it unless I pay them $50 for a tech to come out and look at the reason our box is freezing up.  They kept trying to push a $6 a month extra charge that would cover any possible service fees, so I yelled, told them no and hung up.  The reason I’m bringing this up is because I don’t think it’s been good for my blood pressure/stress level.

            I decided to ignore those people and ate dinner.  We watched the next to last episode of “American horror story” (that’s just weird for the sake of being weird…the show not me…I’m weird with purpose).  Then we went to bed and I wasn’t as hungry as the day before but I did feel pretty gross inside.  I need to find high protein snacks that are also healthy.  I need to order so raw organic pumpkin/sunflower seeds.  Maybe after the income tax return.

Eric Anderson

P.S. Here’s what I ate on Day 45:

Breakfast/ lunch: same

Snack: chocolate fiber bar

Dinner: pizza burger

P.P.S. I don’t care how gross this is, but it is not natural for a grown ass man to have to urinate every 30 minutes…I need to go to a doctor, I’m sure of it.

P.P.P.S. people keep asking me what I'm allowed to eat.  I know I've posted this before, but here it is again, enjoy:

P.P.P.P.S. If that was too boring for you here's the closest thing I'll ever get to a family photo: