Dear Pen Pal,
My name is
Eric and I have a plethora of non-problems I would like to discuss with you
today. First, I’m extremely overweight
which means that I have access to quite a large food supply (also, known as the
good ol’ USofA [double cheeseburgers are only a dollar…almost everywhere]). Second, I hate my job which means that I have
a job unlike many many other people.
Third, I have an overall feeling of discontent which means I’m still
breathing unlike most people (to paraphrase Louis CK). Fourth, my laptop has been at fry’s for like
3 weeks now (what are they doing to it?).
Fifth, never mind this was a bad idea…
Eric Anderson
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